The Jays beat Oakland 6-3 on Thursday in front of 10,721 fans. One of those fans was a beefy, mid’20’s redhead sitting near us in the 500 level in pure silence until unleashing three profanity-laced, high-volume masterpieces in front of men, women, and children in three consecutive innings. To the surprise of everybody, no warnings were issued by security or by the section 524A usher. Here are the top quotes from the game, all by the same guy:
- “Now I’m right in the f*#@ing action, right near the f*#@ing Blue Jays” – beefy redhead, 5th inning, after moving up from 16 to row 12.
- “F*#@ you Kouzmanoff! You got nothin’!” – beefy redhead, 6th inning, during an at bat by A’s 3B Kevin Kouzmanoff.
- “F*$# California! F*#@ California!” – beefy redhead, 7th inning, no idea what that means. After yelling that, he promptly stood up and left the game.