A few comments from the 500 Level during Toronto’s 3-2 win over the Giants on Friday night:

• “After nine years that has never happened to me!” – 500 Level vendor (the lady who always chants “when I say Vernon, you say hit!” – also affectionately known as the Bird Lady) after walking directly into a fan carrying a large beer and having him spill it all over her.
• “It got in my mouth!” – Bird Lady after a few drops of beer were swallowed post-collision.
• “The Bird Lady is back and dryer than ever!!!” – friend of mine, after the re-appearance of the Bird Lady (now dry), in the 4th inning
• “The Giants aren’t holding Molina on!  Come on Cito send him!” – great fan.  Steal Molina steal!
• “Hey Zito – go back to your early 20’s!” – strange heckle from a drunkard in the 10th row
• “You – you are a huge douche bag.  You smart-phone checking, back stabbing, idiot.” – drunk girl in Lone Star post-game, directed towards me for reasons unknown.  She made up to me by buying me a shot later.  Great end to the night.

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