Classic Quotes from the Upper Deck – August 10th, 2010

Actual comments from fans in the 500 Level during Toronto’s 7-5 loss to Boston:

  • “What I don’t want you to do is chug it.  But…I can’t sell you another one ’til you’re done” – beer vendor in section 534, while winking
  • “Double it up!  Oh you idiot!  Why wouldn’t he go for the double play?” – guy behind me after Johnny Mac flipped the ball to Aaron Hill with 2 outs to end the inning
  • “Boo!  Get him back to the minors!” – after Travis Snider struck out to end the 6th
  • “Come on!  Russ Adams would have made that play.” – said after Hill successfully turned a double play.  I didn’t understand…

The following are all from the same group of guys who moved behind us in the 7th inning.  Enjoy.

  • “You’re an idiot!  That’s why you’re hitting .213!” – after Hill popped to second in the 7th
  • “Way to go Cito!” – after Shawn Camp allowed  HR to Lowell in the 8th
  • “Why is Fernandez on the wall?  He was the weakest Jay.” – Tony is Toronto’s all-time leader in games, at bats, hits, triples, singles, and assists, holds the World Series record for most RBI by a SS, was a 5-time All Star, and won four Gold Gloves.  Yeah – he sucked.
  • “Stieb?  I thought it was Dave Steve.” – yep, these people sit in the 500’s…
  • Idiot 1: “Why isn’t Kelly Gruber on the wall of fame”  Idiot 2: “Dude, I think Gruber’s still playing.”
  • “David Wright gets too many errors.  That’s why he’s not on my fantasy team.”
  • “Wins are the worst stat because a pitcher can’t control them.  The best stat is ribbies.  Give me ribs any day of the week.”

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