Sometimes Even Yankee Fans Are Alright

Here’s the scene: 7th inning, Nick Swisher at bat.  As a Blue Jays fan, it is my duty to hate the Yankees.  It is my priority to hate Nick Swisher.  So I booed him.  Heavily.

“Swisher sucks!  Boo!”

I can hear a female Yankee fan behind me speaking to her friends about my booing of Swisher, which of course encourages me to boo even louder.

“You suck!”

Then, I feel a pat on my shoulder.  I turn around.

“What are you saying?” she asks?

“Swisher sucks,” I reply.

“What was that again?  What are you saying?”

“I said Swisher sucks.  He is terrible.”

She then points at her ear, where she is wearing a pair of dangling Yankee earrings.

“Sorry, I couldn’t hear you cause we’re twelve-and-a-half games up.  You’ll have to talk louder.”

Sadly, I could not think of a comeback.

Well played Yankee fan, well played….

3 thoughts on “Sometimes Even Yankee Fans Are Alright”

  1. Well played indeed! A classic comeback if there ever was one! I hope you back her a beer! 🙂

  2. Well played indeed! A classic comeback if there ever was one! I hope you bought her a beer! 🙂

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