On Saturday night I had the good fortune to attend the wedding of a very good friend.

He is the world’s biggest Frank Thomas fan, and in his younger days he looked like this:

A few hours into the dancing, portion of the evening, a few dozen drinks into the night, I happened to glance through the drunken haze surrounding the dance floor and see a young woman wearing these:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything better.

Congratulations on the nuptials @JPS_82 and @bextwit!