Here are a few overhead gems from Friday nights Blue Jays 16-10 victory over the Texas Rangers:
- “One ticket for the NON-ALCOHOL SECTION” – 55+ year old man, pre-game, while looking angrily at the young drunkards around him
- “Does Toronto have any Cubans?” – idiot in Section 519, Row 1
- “I don’t really like baseball. I’m not even a fan. I just like to boo. BOO!” – idiot in Section 519, Row 1
- “We don’t need the Addams Family! We need a 3-run home run!” – Acien, a very drunk man in Row 1, during a Travis Snider at bat in the bottom of the 3rd while the Addams family theme song was playing between pitches. Next pitch? 3-run home run
- “We’ve gotta be back there, where the tattooed broads are!” – Acien, 30 seconds later, basking in the glory of his called Snider home run
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Who is Mike Maksudian? Unless you were a die-hard fan in the early ‘90’s you probably have no idea. Maksudian was a very, very, very spare part on the Jays first World Series winning team in 1992.
Selected by the Jays in the 1989 minor league draft, he actually enjoyed a fairly productive minor league career in the Blue Jays system. In three seasons with Knoxville and Syracuse the catcher put together a .282 average with 27 HR, enough to earn a spot as a September call-up to Toronto. With Pat Borders, Randy Knorr, and Greg Myers already on the roster, Maksudian was delegated to bullpen catcher, and made his major league debut at 1B on September 2.
He left the Jays on October 26, 1992, claimed on waivers by the Twins. His career stat line with Toronto was not quite enough to make Toronto’s Level of Excellence: .000 AVG / 0 HR / 0 RBI / 0 R / 0 SB / 3 AB. Yet, despite those numbers, Mike Maksudian earned a World Series ring for his role in 1992. Continue reading Blast From the Past – Mike Maksudian
Continued from below, here is part two of 2010’s early season surprises – player edition.
Carlos Ruiz – Catcher, Philadelphia Phillies
Ruiz currently sits 4th overall in the major leagues with a .354 average, leading the Phillies to a first place perch in the NL East. Carlos is a career .246 hitter, and with well over 1,000 career AB it seems outrageous to think that he can keep this start going. Enjoy it while it lasts Phillies fans.
Alex Gonzalez – Shortstop, Toronto Blue Jays
Signed primarily for his defense, Gonzalez has been lights out power-wise for the Jays in the early part of 2010. His 10 HR are tied for the second-most in baseball and give him two more than he had in all of 2009 (391 AB). While he has shown traces of power in his career before (23 bombs in 2004 with Florida), he is knocking balls over the fence with much more frequency than anybody could have imagined (1 HR per 13.7 AB this year, 1 HR per 38.5 AB the rest of his career).
Continue reading Early MLB Surprises – Player Edition
With 480 games in the books, the 2010 MLB season is almost 20% complete. Although sample sizes are still relatively small, they’re not too small to start talking about early season surprises. Below are six teams that have surprised through the first month and change of the season, either in positive or negative fashion. Stay tuned later for seven surprising players.
Toronto Blue Jays (19-15, 3rd AL East)
Not much was expected of the Jays this year. Losing Roy Halladay in the offseason left them with a gigantic, irreplaceable hole in the starting rotation. They entered the season with what appeared to be glaring weaknesses at 3B, SS, 1B, C, and closer, had five inexperienced starters, and employed a CF who is widely regarded to have the worst contract in baseball. Fifth place was a lock. But through 34 games the Jays have won more than they’ve lost, currently sit ahead of the Boston Red Sox in the division, and are playing with a swagger and confidence that was non-existent last season. Alex Gonzalez, John Buck, and Kevin Gregg have performed much better than expected, and the rotation has been rock solid. As for that overpaid outfielder? Vernon Wells is playing like it’s 2006, and that’s a good thing!
Los Angeles Angels (15-19, 3rd AL West)
Winners of five of the past six AL West titles, including three straight, the Angels were expected to have a much tougher fight this year after losing Vladimir Guerrero, John Lackey, and Chone Figgins. Still – this start is much worse than expected. Baseball’s 4th lowest OBP and 6th highest ERA can be held responsible. Continue reading Early MLB Surprises – Team Edition
The beat goes on for the Jays. After a 6-1 week five (May 3 – May 9) Toronto finds itself in third place in the AL East, 19-14 overall and 2.5 games ahead of the Red Sox. With a three game set ready to begin tonight in Fenway, the Jays have a chance to extend that lead and keep Boston’s early season misery going.
Here are three things about the Jays from week five: Continue reading Three Things From Week Five
Taking three of four from Oakland at the end of week four (April 26 – May 2) salvaged a rough start for the Jays, and left them at an even .500 through 26 games. The week started with three very competitive games against Boston that were at once encouraging and frustrating. Encouraging because the Jays proved that they could play with elite competition like the Red Sox, but frustrating because they know they can not consistently beat them. However, the fact that this ballclub, who was predicted to finish dead last, has won an equal number of games as they’ve lost, is a good sign.
Here are three noteworthy things from the week that was for the Jays: Continue reading Three Things From Week Four
The Jays beat Oakland 6-3 on Thursday in front of 10,721 fans. One of those fans was a beefy, mid’20’s redhead sitting near us in the 500 level in pure silence until unleashing three profanity-laced, high-volume masterpieces in front of men, women, and children in three consecutive innings. To the surprise of everybody, no warnings were issued by security or by the section 524A usher. Here are the top quotes from the game, all by the same guy:
- “Now I’m right in the f*#@ing action, right near the f*#@ing Blue Jays” – beefy redhead, 5th inning, after moving up from 16 to row 12.
- “F*#@ you Kouzmanoff! You got nothin’!” – beefy redhead, 6th inning, during an at bat by A’s 3B Kevin Kouzmanoff.
- “F*$# California! F*#@ California!” – beefy redhead, 7th inning, no idea what that means. After yelling that, he promptly stood up and left the game.
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They say that a full moon brings out the crazy in some people, and it appears that an open Rogers Centre roof might have the same effect. On a beautiful night in Toronto, the 500 level was full of characters making it very difficult to choose a fan of the game. And you know when one fan gets so blind drunk that he passes out in the 6th inning, and another decides to shout three profanity-laced heckles from out of nowhere (see They Said It), it will take a very special person to knock them off. Ladies and Gentlemen, the 500 Level Fan of the Game for Thursday April 29th against Oakland – the Hitting Coach. Continue reading 500 Level Fan of the Game – April 29th, 2010
Despite Shaun Marcum’s best efforts, the Blue Jays dropped a tough one last night to Boston 2-1. A bases loaded walk by Kevin Gregg in the eighth inning brought in the winning run to the disgust of most in attendance – especially one fan. From Section 518, Row 8, I proudly present the inaugural 500 Level Fan of the Game: Mr. Damn It! Continue reading 500 Level Fan of the Game – April 27th, 2010
The third week of the 2010 schedule was an up-and-down affair for the Blue Jays. They had their first taste of tough AL East competition with a three game set in Tampa, and finished the week with a 3-3 record. But shoddy bullpen work played a part in all three losses, leaving a black mark on what could have been a stellar week. Starting pitching continues to be a strong spot for Toronto, but poor hitting is putting heavy pressure on the bullpen, which, aside from Kevin Gregg, is crumbling. Continue reading Three Things From Week Three